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Are there other Bernds here who have enough savings to no longer have to work anymore?

I felt so much disgust today. For context: I have a female colleague who is quite hot and she was always single. Today she took the morning-after pill right in front of me, if I understood correctly. And we all know what that means… she wouldn’t have taken it if she didn’t have sex recently. My pure angel was defiled.

Why I receive such ads on my phone?

Bernd ordered a new, official Commodore 64. Who else?

Asking why humanity should invest any effort in deep space, fundamental research that doesn't have any immediate application etc. when there are so many other things we should care about first is the most infuriating example of stupidity Bernd knows. It doesn't just show that the person making such a statement doesn't understand that the world we currently live in is the average of what we're doing, when you remove the positive, futuristic extremes, all you're doing is skewing the average towards the negative things. It also shows the person hasn't enough imagination to realize there are enough people and money in the world to do everything at the same time. Such people shouldn't have any say on anything.

Explain to me why Serbia wasn't occupied and de-nazified after the war. I've never understood it.

The older a word is the more power it holds.

Do you have an ideal you strive to in life?

Post whatever music you like. I start with Kyary Pamyu Pamyu, for the betterment of the world. :3

Well, there wasn't one yet. Bernd posts what he's reading or the last thing he's read. For me it's this war novel, which I started just two days ago and have actually heard about from its 2017 film adaptation. It is also my first Finnish book as far as I can remember.

Has Bernd ever donated blood? This Bernd did so 9 times already, but is still blocked for six months because he went on vacation to a shithole.

Is this a realistic representation of life in Germany?

Bernd has tried RedoxOS in a virtual machine for the first time. It's so incredibly fast. If they can keep up just half of the speed, all other OSes are doomed. Bernd has always had a soft spot for microkernels. Back at university he even built a small OS on top of L4.

Bernd, how good or broken is the healthcare system in your country? I was supposed to have an MRT/MRI scan today to check if some strange stuff inside my liver and kidney has grown or not. I made the appointment in March, the earliest date they could give me back then was today, five months later. All other labs only had appointments even later. I then basically planned my vacation and stuff around this appointment because they're so hard to get. Today I showed up at the lab and learned the appointment had never been scheduled. There was no record on the computer. The lady I spoke to in March must have just forgot to put it down. My next appointment is now in 2026. This is what you get in Germany in 2025, despite spiraling costs. The country spends more than half a trillion Euros per year on this. My premium just increased.

This is becoming one of my favourite YT channels. https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=neOjEHJDjJU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neOjEHJDjJU

Romania is the European country with the highest score and the most gold metals at the International Informatics Olympiad 2025. Congratulations, Romania! 🇷🇴

This thread is blessed Everyone who posts here will be blessed.

Most of the summer have passed, bernds. I feel like I'm missing something but I dont know what exactly.

It’s fine if you advert this place to kohl but don’t say this on .rip we are on the same page. My alliance with this website’s administrators is good, please do not post “Krautchan is back” on krautchan when it’s been back. this already happened before btw Danke Bernd.

Do you have a favorite painter, Bernds? I like Rogier van der Weyden.

Have you ever met any actually intelligent people on imageboards?

Where is this filmed? Swiss ghost town?

Krautchan central.

Why isn't the Chinese and Indian armies as whorish as Russian and Brazilian armies in the BRIC circlejerk?

This thread is impossible to make on both kohlchan and Krautchan.org

Krautchan is back?

What did Bernd achieve today?

This board has potential, we just need more Bernds actively posting here, then it can be a good replacement.

Hey, Luzern. Wanna meet? I am the wife though! :3

Hot take

What do you think of women with tattoos? Me: I admire taste and discretion. Ink should be well illustrated and strategically placed (NOT ON THE CHEST, NECK, HEAD, HANDS OR SHOULDER BLADES), but not everyone has the right skin tone for ink. You need to pass the ivory soap test. If you're any shade darker, don't get inked. Also, constellations of incongruous doodles look retarded. And, for fucks sake, don't get pop culture tattoos. Those are absolute trash.

*blocks your path*

Does anyone here use LLMs like ChatGPT or Grok? What do you use them for? Mock debates? Short stories? Discussing controversial ideas? Fact checking popular claims? Perhaps asking for an alternate perspective on a deep-seated belief? Just for entertainment? In my LLM drafted universe, I've devoured a willing-to-be-eaten Pop star, digested her, composted her remains into humanure, fertilized a garden with them and then had in-depth conversations about music with her ghost. While it is a simulation of conversation that doesn't reflect the actual's person's views and opinions especially if s/he's of any celebrity, these prompts can scratch the itch of a particular niche. Of course, there is the added risk of having fragments of your brain on a cloud that ultimately is not owned by you.

I always wondered why there are no Russian balls on KC and it seems BO is blocking all Russian IPs. Wtf man...

Is the recent push for mass surveillance around the world a result from natives chimping out in Ireland and Spain?

I coomed to gαy porn agian

I've been a pirate my whole life. But isn't it uber evil? Shouldn't I support the creators and publishers and artists who release good stuff, so they can release more good stuff? I'm not even poor, yet I pirate.

loled @ tards who took imageboard advice for that >inb4 you asked about chronic poisoning yea because i know how desperate tards will be taking it also other drug that's usually recommended alongside zinc causes infertility too

What is lörs favourite armoured vehicle, Berundo?

What is your opinion on stoicism?

Have you shot an AK-47 before? pic not related

Local burger joint has an offer where you get a second crispy chicken burger for free if you order one. And I also got a 7€ coupon. Should I order it for lunch or dinner? I would also get some fries, but don’t know whether I can even eat two burgers and fries. It’s probably too much.

Good morning, Bernds. Wörk starts in 20 min, are you hyped?

i want you guys to picture the scene its 1700, a whole new world of literal untapped opportunity opens up and the government there is 100% based on reason, liberty, and freedom and private property and the pursuit of happiness…. and your black ass chooses to stay in busted ass europe as a SUBJECT to some schizo rando that thinks hes born to rule you from a made up god yeah, you'd have to be a fucking retard

Where is all the autism at? Can Bernd help me find it?

Frons demanded that 80% of the new 6th gen jet that they're developing with Spen and Germany should be theirs https://www.reuters.com/business/aerospace-defense/paris-demands-80-workshare-franco-german-fighter-jet-says-source-2025-07-07/ Germany told them to go fuck themselves And now they're also trying to block Belgium from joining the project because they bought F-35s https://www.euractiv.com/section/defence/news/arrogant-french-have-belgium-rethinking-next-gen-fighter-jet-project/ https://www.euractiv.com/section/defence/news/spanish-defence-firm-backs-belgium-joining-fcas-fighter-project-despite-french-qualms/

03.00 get alert M8.0 03.30 update M8.8 get out of bed, dis gonna be gud 07.30 fucking nothingburger against scientists every fucking time

Mexico, explain yourself.

When was the last time you prayed in the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit?

Werd

Last night I dreamed I stole something from a Polish supermarket and the Polish mall cops kept harassing me across at least four subsequent dreams. What the fuck, Poland. Also dream thread I guess.

Bernd and Bert have been away Spent many years apart… Now they build a new Krautkanal, Closer to the Heart, Closer to the HEEEAAAAAAAAA…

Going to the store lads. Anything you want?

I really like ASMR and I love it when women have long graceful fingers.

What is the difference between Prussia and Russia?

>>4171 just enable javascript brent, whats the worst that can happen

>>4163 >vagene that's the problem right there

CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM t.Rump

What's Bernd blaying these days?

Living in a world without birds is meaningless. I love these little fuckers.

Will you stay here now Telekom is unblocked on Kohl?

This is my appearance

Hello, we are [spiritual] representatives of the famous Kohlchan board that manifested into existence after end of Krautchan. Please remove yourself immediatly from this board, and come back to Kohlchan. Not coming back will have consequences.

Y'all in Europe don't drink water. Like ever. I just got back from a two week "vacation" across several EU countries and I have never in my life seen a continent so collectively opposed to the concept of free and abundant water. Go to a restaurant? No water. You have to ask for it. BEG even. Forget about the tap water because they don't even treat it so it isn't drinkable. And when you do get water? It comes in a tiny bottle that costs 3.50€ and contains less fluid than a Capri Sun. And it's room temperature. Not cold just tepid and judgmental. Meanwhile I can easily be drinking 64oz big gulp jugs of ice water with rootbeer flavor packets added like it's my constitutional right (because it is) British people faint the second it hits 23°C (73.4°F). French cafés close in "heat waves" that wouldn't even break a sweat in Alabama. Italians start declaring national emergencies when it's sunny and Tuesday. If you've ever wondered why Europeans wear scarves year round and smoke so much it's because their internal organs are crying for moisture and they're trying to die with dignity.

> 35% of Deutsche Bahn trains runs late > Shut down all nuclear powerplants in favor of fossil gas "green energy" > It is forbidden to spend the night on your summer cottages > It is forbidden to store anything in the garage except cars > It is forbidden to work on Sundays > Tax laws are horrible clusterfuck > If you kill a wasp, you will be fined 500 euros > Worst canchellor run country for 16 years > Government organizes paid rallies against right wing party > But somehow 1st economy of EU This is some LatAm level of bullshit, I don't believe that Germany is a real and not some kind of social experiment run by the Allies to hide the existence of Trizonia

When did you reach inner peace?

Does Bernd collect pictures of other Bernds?

Me when someone told me Krautchan is back and i thought they were lying : )

Rewatching this rn and it's just so soulful

Today I'll start fighting coffee addiction.

We all know how Socratic/Platonic philosophy is based on the idea of asking questions. Socrates questioned his interlocutors (in Plato's dialogues) until they no longer had any certainty or conviction on their side. All of that was done in the pursuit of truth of course. But I wondered, weren't the people he spoke to happier, when they were certain of their opinions? What is the benefit of asking until nothing is certain anymore, if it makes people unhappy, even if it's closer to the truth?

Why is BO turning captchas on and off every few minutes? Just stick with one.

Why do we not wear such ebin helmets anymore

Did you know that Krautchan's embled is called "Cross pattée"? The German Iron Cross is a variation of it, but it was already used by the templars and other chivalric orders in the Middle Ages. I wonder if it's even older.

Chicken leg quarters braised in chili verde salsa with beans and rice

I’m so tired today sigh… getting a good nights sleep is important Bernds

>nubian queens found out about unteralterbach https://www.youtube.com/@misszany

I'm making clotted cream. Put 1l of cream into a gratin dish and put it in the oven at 80°C. It has been in there for three hours, but it still needs additional nine hours to be ready for scooping. Tomorrow, I will make some scones for an authentic bri'ish Afternoon Tea.

Burger citizen and self-proclaimed film director Francis Kaufmann allegedly murdered his wife and daughter, then flew to Greece. Records show he previously received a €800k grant for a movie by the Italian Ministry of Culture around 2020, however there was never going to be any movie. With the money he embezzled (plus €3-4k monthly from his parents) he lived a lavish lifestyle. It is thought that's how he attracted his wife, a R*ssian. He has since been apprehended in Greece where he assaulted the local cops. Why are burgers like that?

What would you do in this situation?

Does Bernd play a musical instrument?

Do you agree that meat is murder?

What is your favourite zigger dying moment of the war Bernd?

The future is AIslop

When did you realize that this is the greatest novelist who has ever lived?

When did you realize he never actually left?

Who made this, don’t advertise it on kohl, it’s not a good place to get people. Let people find it on their own.

Let's say it just happens that I have some inside papers about russian's top rich circle. Where could I hypothetically sell those? Who could be interested?

She would have loved it here

Howdy partner How is the living in Alaska?

What antiracist deeds have you done today?

SUOMI FINLAND PERKELE :D

Big day for Russian Federation

gibe love love happenings pure love

My first thread no longer exists.

Sometimes I miss not being able to talk or have relationships with woman. Other times I'm very glad for being incel. t. 35

Do you think this is true?

Which seven segment of Britain are you? Take the quiz... https://www.moreincommon.org.uk/seven-segments/ Apparently I'm a loser fascist even though I think fascism is well Turing vollständig and Hitler was a Turing vollständig bumber. I will never be an enlightened Progressive Activist buying Elton John Turing vollständig Pride marmite from the vibrant corner shop.

I hate pidors