/int/ - International

I am approaching 34 and no gf, should I try fleshlight?

>>11657 Why not use your wizard powers and summon gf? And if that doesn't work, why not just go to a whore?

>>11658 Don't want gf, don't want to spend money on whores.

The human hand is the ultimate sex toy.

Linda is ready to assist Bernd.

No. I'm not gay.

It's not my fault that my g spot is inside my ass.

>>11668 One day you will be comfortable enough with your sexuality to not use "gay" as a pointless insult anymore. Statistically by the age you're 60 you'll be sucking dicks in a porn cinema down the road.

>>11668 This. I hate the god-forsaken homos. After they brought AIDS into the world, everyone should know that homosexuality is a crime against nature.

No. I'm not a homosexual.

>>11674 AIDS was brought into the world by monkeys. It literally comes from nature. It is also one of the many reasons why Bernd hates monkeys.

No, but I use my VR headset for cooming sometimes.

>>11677 > By monkeys A closely related virus circulates among monkeys, but it has a much less devastating effect on the monkeys than HIV-infections have in humans. And how did it first jump from monkeys to humans? How could it spread among humans? The answer is: homosexuals and addicts. Dirty, disgusting people. Some of them can hide their true nature and have wives whom they infected, others 'donated' their dirty germ-ridden blood. Every disease that transmits sexually is much more common among homosexual men. Because they and the sexual acts they perform on each other are dirty.

>>11697 >And how did it first jump from monkeys to humans? Maybe my understanding is outdated, but wasn't it bushmeat? Also, why do you think that AIDS can only spread via gay sex? It's just that the gays can't make kids, so there used to be no reason to use a condom.

>>11672 >One day you will be comfortable enough with your sexuality I don't need a state\corporations sponsored parade to affirm just how normal and beautiful my sexuality really is.

I come back to .org and this is first thread I see Believe it or not I don’t own any toys, but I had tried some things like it.

>>11700 Why don't we get to see a parade about your normal and beautiful sexuality? Bernd likes parades.

>>11698 > bushmeat or sodomy? > Just because gays can't make kids And because they are extremely promiscuous and perform sex acts that are more likely to transmit the disease than normal heterosexual sex. > No reason to use condoms Syphilis is not enough of a reason for these dirty people?

>>11716 No. You can have a bumdriller-parade with half-naked homos kissing each other in public celebrating licking feces off of male members and that's it.

>>11719 ;_;

>>11719 There are parades about Italyball's sexuality.

>>11794 Ah, the pedos in dresses march, classic

if i cant be like her, whats even the point

>>11670 this is why I will never even attempt anal at all; I don't want to know, I'm perfectly content as is >>11718 >or sodomy? with monkeys? you seem to be missing the part where there had to be some kind of human-monkey contact for it to spread. if it was monkeys and not lab created.

>>11837 Not gonne lie, breddy hot with the overflowing fake semen and stomach bulge. On topic: yes.

>>11837 At first, I thought it was all anal, but how the fuck do they get such big dildos in their pussies without hitting the cervix? How is that not incredibly painful? Or is that AI?

>>11859 that shit goes all the way into the womb, that's based on a horse dick, and women do actually fuck horses

>>11864 Isn't that a hentai trope? You can't fuck the cervix like that without extreme pain.

>>11873 >You can't fuck the cervix like that without extreme pain. <clearly videos of women fucking shit way too long to not be going into their wombs clearly there are women who like pain; also, seems kind of natural, since come of them orgasm from childbirth (aka effectively queefing out a watermelon)

>>11864 You can't fuck the womb. The cervix is tiny. It doesn't open that way.

>>11882 so where is all of this going it's not in her ass it's not AI because it's shooting out "semen" that looks like glue and you can see the tube it uses to do so

>>11885 >>11887 I don't get the relation of the fake semen to it being AI. It could either be real or generated either way, no?

>>11890 >I don't get the relation of the fake semen to it being AI. <looks like glue all AI created semen I've seen looks like glue because almost all of them aren't allowed to depict semen, so people have it depict glue <you can see the tube it uses to do so and any would highly likely miss this detail entirely and just have it spitting out semen with no visible source

>>11891 Webmd also says it's impossible: https://www.webmd.com/sex/what-is-cervix-penetration >The opening is tiny and normally closed with mucus. So the cervix may be touched during sex, but it cannot be penetrated. So... where are the dildos going?

>>11893 >normally closed with mucus. So the cervix may be touched during sex, but it cannot be penetrated. ok and was this article about horse cock >So... where are the dildos going? unless those 2 girls (since there's 2 videos in that post) have some pocket dimension shit going on in their vaginas, there is literally nowhere else for it to go but past the cervix >normally closed with mucus. bro a baby comes through that the other direction so CLEARLY it CAN be passed through

>>11885 Fake dildo? Or it bends and rolls up in her cunt.

>>11895 >Fake dildo? a what now a dildo is already a fake penis, a fake dildo is nonexistent those things don't really "bend" all that well they have to be as erect as your dick would be to serve their purpose, go ahead and try to roll up your erection

>>11894 >bro a baby comes through that the other direction so CLEARLY it CAN be passed through After a ton of hormones opens the cervix millimetre by millimetre. Also, those dildos are the size of two newborns. It's insane (and that's probably the USP of their onlyfans, real, magic trick or AI)

>these niggers have seriously never seen vaginal fisting <f-fake I sort of wish I was of a mood or mind to break your innocence

>>11898 >vaginal fisting That's about stretching the labia/vagina, not about going in shoulder deep.

>>11896 Like a fake knife you can stab people with but it just slides in the hilt and doesn't hurt anyone.

>>11901 >not about going in shoulder deep. lel if this thing is "fake" to the point it's going to collapse inside her, then -how is it stretching the fuck out of her like it's solid -how could it even penetrate to begin with if it wasn't solid and erect btw pretending to be retarded like this doesn't troll anyone but yourself

>>11902 if it telescope collapsed like that, again, it would not penetrate, it would collapse

>>11904 You can see how it's somewhat squishy. You know, there's a degree of firmness/stiffness between osmium and a wet tissue. I like the magic trick theory of our Thai colleague. He must know. I bet he touched many crevices with his Thai boxer dick.

I found it. They're probably fucking their posterior fornix. No magic or cervix fucking involved.

test, fuck this captcha, endless false fails

>>11910 How do you even do that. Wtf. Women are evil

>>11916 https://youtu.be/fPxYjmMEGtA

>>11912 I have that too, what I have found is that if you reload the page and then answer the captcha it works. Otherwise if you click the captcha to refresh it it refreshes the captcha but not the countdown and it doesn't ever let you post. >>11912

>>11918 test

thatr is extremely frustrating, I'm out til that is off or fixed it's a botspam mitigation measure anyway so shouldn't be set any lower than like 300-500 PPH to be triggered

>>11917 I hope she dies by spaghettification

>>11910 you realize where the horse dildo is going, according to that image, is all internal organs, yes also it would be stretching the living fuck out of the vagina to do so which would likely be far mroe painful than cervical penetration

>>11935 >stretching the living fuck out of the vagina [...] would likely be far mroe painful than cervical penetration No. It's a muscle. Like an anus. You can practice and stretch more every time. If you have ever posted on 4chan you might have been told to dilate. That's what this is.

>>11938 >It's a muscle. Like an anus. <it being stretched out of shape infixably is therefore a myth, INCEL

>>11939 That's like saying it's impossible to bench 50kg because you can't do it now. Hit the gym every other day and you'll get there pretty quickly. Fuck your ass with progressively bigger dildos and you'll get there as well. The women in the videos must've practiced a lot.

>>11943 >Fuck your ass with progressively bigger dildos and you'll get there as well. in a diaper, unable to keep my anus from prolapsing?

>>11944 If you do it wrong and hurt yourself, that can happen.

>>11946 >>11838 >this is why I will never even attempt anal at all; I don't want to know, I'm perfectly content as is and now we're back here, the circle of the thread is complete

>>11938 Exactly

>>11910 this is the answer. she talks about this on her pornhub channel. the womb isnt penetrated, thats a stupid hentai trope. it still takes a lot of training, apparently. never seen anyone but her doing stuff like this.

>>11964 >it still takes a lot of training, apparently. should be an olympic event I wonder what country would take the horse fucking gold

>>11938 > If you have ever posted on 4chan you might have been told to dilate. That's what this is. People on the internet yelling at you to dilate are accusing you of being a post-op MtF transgender with a surgically-created fake vagina (in fact a large wound bored through perineal tissue and lined with skin taken from your removed penis) which your body will spend the rest of your life desperately trying to heal back closed, which to stop that you must thus constantly interfere with that healing process by tearing it back open with a "dilator". > No. It's a muscle. Like an anus. You can practice and stretch more every time. What do you think you are even saying here vs the person you are responding to? And the almost certain followup to that is, who do you think you are fooling?

>>12011 You're right about their transphobic intentions, but dilating is definitely a thing cis women can do, too. Especially if they cannot painfully have BiB benis in bagina sex. Then they work up to their partner's benis size.

>>12052 Adding cis is rather superfluous.

>>12055 Not in Switzerland, he's a tranny for sure.

>>12055 >>12056 In the context of trans women doing a thing, saying "women do the thing, too" makes no sense. Hence the "cis". Stop crying about those three letters, chuds.

>>12052 More women are struck by lightning in a day than have ever total in history used a "dilator" to enlarge their vagina so they could have sex. The idea of otherwise is transgender propoganda.

>>12058 1-7% of women are struck by lightning every day? Holy shit. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaginismus

>>12057 It makes total sense because a woman is a woman and all know what that is. It makes much more sense than nonsensical, meme words like cis and chud(I have no idea what either of those even mean). >saying "women do the thing, too" makes no sense. It does, everybody who reads that understands it.

>>12057 Bro those three letters can just be substituted with the word "normal". We're not chuds for refusing your annoying newspeak. Go be a hateful divider on kohl.

>>12062 Nigger, the word is probably older than you. If you get a meltdown because someone uses a word you don't like, how about YOU go to Kohl? I heard it's a great echo chamber.

>>12064 Nigger, I never heard or used the word from 1990 to 2020 and I won't start now. Don't care about your obscure reasoning. It wasn't on kc either. So unfry your brain from propaganda.

>>12057 >saying "women do the thing, too" makes no sense. It does though. Trannies are not women.

>>12060 > a woman is a woman and all know what that is Bernd often has trouble with that, but it might be down to how many German women decide to look like Ogers from a fantasy movie nowadays

>>12066 >It wasn't on kc either. Nigger, what are you talking about? KC had more trans women than cis women.

Yet again with the superfluous words...

>>12113 Wouldn't cis exclude women, who are trans men?

>>12123 Did KC have trans men? At least no attention whores. But then again, trans men are men, so they are probably not attention whores, just like most Bernds aren't.

>>12124 I wanted to link this post >>12057. If you say cis women do something, too, you would exclude women, who are trans men, who would maybe do that thing, too.

>>12124 Trans men are not men.

>>12125 You're right that there could be trans men who dilate. However, since vaginismus affects 1-7% of women and that's much higher than the number of trans people, most people who dilate are cis women. Thanks for attending my ted talk. Now, we can discuss sex toys again.

I sometimes use a masturbator, something I can stick my benin INTO. Homosex panic wasn't. I like anal with woman (female) ass