Spielt Bernd eigentlich irgendwelche Anschnur-Spiele?

>book dentist appointment for 8 AM >arrive at the dentist’s and see someone already sitting there who also has an appointment for 8 AM with the same dentist >have to wait 30 Min, although you had an appointment for 8 AM Why do they do this? Why couldn’t they just have given me an appointment half an hour later?

Why can't I have infinite pants? Why do I have to pay for pants? Pants are a human right, without pants, you would basically be naked. We should protest the cost of pants by not wearing pants, people would notice.

Hey, who are you, motherfucker? I thought i was the only one from Alagoas. Answer me now.

Dieser Faden soll Dich daran erinnern, dass Du toll bist. Alter Faden Autosäge: >>16549

Endlich frei von Essen als Droge

Simpsons-Faden. Bitte auf Staffeln 1-12 beschränken. Für passende Schirmschüsse oder sogar Bewegtbilder bietet sich frinkiac.com an. >DER LÜMMEL TRINKT DAS WASSER! >MendoZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA >Mehr Hoden bedeutet mehr Eisen! Simpsons-Scheißpfosten (siehe Bild 4) auch erlaubt.

Thread to discuss/recommend new tv/streaming-shows. A few days ago Apple+ started the new series Pluribus. A show made by Vince Gilligan, the guy behind Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul and other stuff before. But what most people know of him is BB/BtcS. The female lead of BtcS, Rhea Seehorn is playing the main character here. The show was announced as sci-fi, dark comedy, psychological-thriller. Enough things to make me want to try it out. At least for me it looks disappointing. Biggest problem. HUGE problem, and I do really not understand why anyone thought this was a good idea, is that it is set in Albuquerque. Not only is it filmed in a way that it reminds you of Gilligan's other shows, it also has the same setting AND a main actress. So every other scene takes me out of the immersion by drawing unintentional comparisons and seeing places that look much too familiar. Second big problem is that this is the most softest type of sci-fi where only the general scenario to kick the story off has sci-fi elements, but then nothing else follows and it devolves into typical dramedy. I know there are only two episodes out yet, but I already know where this is going. And the scenario reminded me of an old short story by Bradbury, just done a little different, and of course worse. Third problem is the tone. I don't know what they are trying to achieve here. You have outright slapstick comedy in the background of a scene, while in the foreground the life partner of the main character tragically dies. And it already hints at more tonal conflicts that should and do not work. I am guessing it is supposed to give our main actress a stage to show off her range by having to deal with these conflicting emotions. Which leads to the fourth problem: Rhea Seehorn. I loved her in BtcS. I have not seen her in anything else. She was excellent as Kim. But here she doesn't have anyone to play off, because she is basically talking to zombies. There is a scene at the end of the first episode where she is alone with the camera and very obviously improvising her act, trying to portray her character as close to losing her mind and breaking out in tears. It is just plain bad. I wonder how many takes they made that this was the best they got. Either they rushed the production, or Seehorn is just not as good outside of playing Kim. I will give it another try when the next episodes drop. But I suspect I will cancel the show after those.

Can we have a good old puzzle thread for puzzling together :3 ? I've opened up one. https://tanggle.io/de/play/ab089e2b-02d0-406f-9304-9941db9c335b

Why are modern browsers such incredibly memory hogs?

Schaut Bernd heute noch TV? Dieser Bernd seit 2007 nicht meer. Nur per Stream bei Interesse im Internet.

Egal ob Zufall oder nicht, hier lädt der Bernd seine JPGs und PNGs ab (und GIFs). Bitte nicht über 9000 KI-Alien-Tittenmonster pfostieren. Bedankt

Nachtfaden.

Bernds Lieblingsfilm ist Pulp Fiction. Die 2 besten Szenen. Was ist dein Lieblingsfilm?

You are the chick beneath my wings

Does Bernd have a favorite concentration camp? Which ones? If I were to visit your country, which concentration camps should I go see?

Was denkt Bernd heute über diese Tat? Wenn Bernd selbst ein paar Menschen töten würde, würde er nie Kinder, Haustiere oder sein eigenen besten Kollege weg machen. Aber ich könnte mir gut vorstellen, dass so ein Sadismus viel Spaß macht.

What is your honest opinion about twilights? Are they really worth it?

Picking up where we left off. >>225 I've obviously sung endless praises for the album Surrender, so there's no need to retread what's already been covered. Maggie Rogers's early work merits a closer look, especially The Echo, which she wrote and recorded as a high schooler. The album is standard Folk music, with its strength lying in the lyrics; rough around the edges and struggling to discover her strengths. The standout track is the closing tune, "Satellite," tastefully arranged with a piano, violin, and trumpet. Maggie croons about longing for a moment of reprieve without indulging in maudlin sentimentality. "Embers", "Wolves" and "Deep in the Earth" are also very worthy: https://maggierogers.bandcamp.com/album/the-echo Blood Ballet continues where The Echo left off. While a little more consistent, the album lacks a strong emotional centerpiece like "Satellite" which leaves me yearning for more. That said, it still features great tunes like "Resonant Body", "James", "Drift", "Little Joys", "Anybody" and, of course, the highlight "Symmetry": https://maggierogers.bandcamp.com/album/blood-ballet Finally, we have her previously unreleased Shoegaze EP that appeared on Notes from the Archive: Recordings 2011-2016. According to her commentary, the end of a two-year-long relationship inspired "Together" and likely "One More Afternoon". She still yearned to be together with her man while he chased his dreams beyond the Rockies. Thoroughly emotional and utterly engaging. Unfortunately, much of these intense emotions would be somewhat flattened on the major label debut Heard It in a Past Life and first EP Now That the Light Is Fading. Despite strong tracks like "Light On", "Fallingwater", and "Dog Years", the album suffers from sterile production values and underwhelming instrumentation. Honey, I know you've been shaking Sick and awaiting vacation But I could be your heron blue sky I could be your white night lullaby Wrap me in celadon and gold Wrap me in celadon and gold If you want me Would you call me? Would you call me? If you want me And maybe I'll wait for a cold day Shiver in sheets until you say Through your silent heat "Won't you pilot me?" Ooh, ooh If you want me Would you call me? If you want me, oh If you want me Would you call me? Would you call me? If you want me If you want me Would you call me? If you want - I was losing you in greys and blues A winter sky, I never Want to know the risk Inconsequential views, I never knew Could play that part when I was Walking through the park And I Would paint the clouds away If I could I would Take it slow walking home Remind you all that we could be Together Holding hands while marching bands sing Loud choruses of the future Together And all that's good and fine But, darling, I'm still terrified That you'll choose Los Angeles over me I'm staring at my toes If only I could make them go where'd I'd be Happy And you say That you'd never stay Wait, we could Take it slow walking home Remind you all that we could be Together Holding hands while marching bands sing Loud choruses of the future Together Together Together - [i]I never told you 'bout the green in your eyes Watching you sleep through 2008 skies But it's over Maybe some other time We always said we'd meet up in the city Tell of our lives since that virgin kiss Oh, such a long while ago in my mind First love, gone too soon I wish that I could Sit with you For one more afternoon First love, gone too fast I think of you like we were last Alive, and you're in love, and in the side One more afternoon One more afternoon One more One more One more Maybe in ten years I'll think about now And I'll learn that you're always with me somehow Always in my mind First love, gone too soon I wish that I could sit with you For one more afternoon First love, gone too fast I think of you like we were last Alive, and you're in love Alive, and you

I'm really tempted to get a Mac Mini. Lörs onions on this computer?

In ernstlicher Tradition wird dieser Faden eröffnet! Bernd, was hast du heute so erlebt? Alles, top?

Nachdem der Autogynäkophiliefaden auf KFZ-Säge gegangen ist hat Bernd bemerkt, dass ihm etwas auf der Weide fehlt. Genau! Fallen. Also hier die feierliche Neueröffnung in der Hoffnung das es noch ein wenig meer OI gibt.

Und so wird dann, währen draußen der todbringende Sturm mit apokalyptischem Regen tobt, drinnen gemütlich mit dem original ScannerBernd Comic gelesen.

Bernd, ich habe einen zweiten Bildschirm, auf dem immer irgendetwas videomäßiges läuft damit ich nicht mit meinen Gedanken alleine bin. Ich habe zur Auswahl: Normales TV, z.B. via https://nydus.org/stream Pro: * Läuft 24/7 * Abwechslungsreich Contra: * Werbung * Ich merke förmlich, wie ich verdumme Dedizierte Ström, z.B. via https://wagasworld.com/ (seit über neun Jahren da registriert :3 ) Pro: * Läuft 24/7 * Viele Sachen, die gut nebenbei laufen können * Keine Werbung Contra: * Auswahl recht beschränkt (selbst wenn ich es nebenbei laufen lasse, will ich nicht zum hundertsten mal Familienkerl sehen) Twitch, via twitch.com Pro: * Immer neue Inhalte, keine Konserven Contra: * Kein 24/7 * Wenn ich gerade kein Videospiel sehen will, wenig Auswahl Youtube, via Youtube.com Pro: * Schier endlose Menge an Konserven... Contra: * ... die ich erstmal finden muss * Kein 24/7, ich muss manuell durchklicken * Zum Nebenbeischauen potentiell schlecht geeignet, je nach dem, was läuft. Auf jeden Fall mit Arbeit verbunden, kein "Set-and-Forget". Eigener Jellyfinserver Pro: * Analog zu Wagasworld, nur mit einer eigenen Auswahl an Serien, die kleiner ist Contra: * Analog zu Wagasworld * Beschaffung der Videos teilweise nervig (Nicht-Torrent-Batch-Runterlad ganzer Staffeln gibt es auf Deutsch so gut wie garnicht, und Englisch ist zum Nebenbeischauen für mich weniger geeignet) Wie hältst du das? Was würdest du an meiner Stelle machen? Anbei ein paar Sachen aus meinem Lauerordner :3

It's a very Special day today, 50 years ago on this day the Governor General of Australia dismissed the Prime Minister of Australia. I didn't have a relevant image so I asked Gemini to make a picture for me and it came up with this.

Does Bernd actually eat breakfast?

Haschgift wird eingeschränkt. Hurra :3

Why is the phenotype of most of the males in this video so common among techno fans?

A buddy just showed me this. On the surface, it's an AI driven map autism game. Several scenarios, you take actions by typing them or chatting with adversaries\allies and see how things shape up on the map. Of course you can vaporize whichever state\ethnic group you choose, and taunt them in chat while you do it. Make sure you select a free model under "AI quality" or you'll have to pay monies to continue your campaign. What's Bernd's take about it?

Getting old is absolutely terrible. What can an average Bernd do about it? Is it gay for a male to do blepharoplasty?

>faggotry Beyond belief I wish I understood German so I can reply to the threads in /b/. I would use translate but I’m too lazy for that.

Kennt Bernd das Konzept des Dritten Ortes? Ein weiterer "Ort der Gemeinschaft" neben dem Zuhause und der Arbeit/Schule an dem man sich regelmäßig aufhält. Früher war das bei mir mal das Internet. Heute fällt es mir schwer im Internet Gemeinschaft zu finden. Ein paar wenige Spiele noch wo ich ab und zu vorbeischaue. Ansonsten bin ich sehr passiv geworden. Nur noch am konsumieren von Inhalten anderer. Und seit ich von Zuhause arbeite, habe ich das Gefühl nicht mal mehr einen zweiten Ort zu haben. Hat Bernd einen dritten Ort?

I'm a schizoid and I'm consumed by an undying need to fill the lonely void that cannot be filled.

Du Bernd und Ernst, in welchem Jahr erreichte Harald Schmidt seinen Zenit. War es anfang 90er mit Feuerstein bei "Schmidteinander"? War es die HSS bei Sat1? Oder sind es gar seine heutigen Podcast-Auftritte und Radio-Interviews, die seinesgleichen suchen? Für diesen Bernd war es altersbedingt die Harald Schmidt Show, wo er die Grenzen des Sagbaren auslotete.

le winter twilight

I am on an adventure hiding from the house inspector people.

Favorite WW2 division? Mine is Panzergrenadiers Grossdeutschland

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