/int/ - International

Some kind of creativity based hobby would work. There are lots of painting groups and etc.

Pair dance (any kind) is pretty great but you need a certain heatenings tolerance, and I suppose you need to be at least near a city or your local scene will suck.

>>21141 Getting to touch a woman briefly for 30 minutes a week would probably intensify the feeling of loneliness

>>21143 In my experience it actually helps. Helps calm the monkeybrain at a fundamental level.

I've done magnet fishing in the past. It's fun and you are outdoor.

I got into historical miniatures and scale models as a substitute for my dying mojo for video games like three years ago. It works as escapism for me but it's a deep rabbit hole. Video games were definitely not as costly, and you most certainly won't meet any women doing it.

>>21148 What size of magnet do you recommend to get started? Are pot magnets the way to go?

Running meets all your requirements.

How much money u want to spend?

>>21151 Yeah, for beginners I recommend this since they are cheap and easy to handle. Pros use expensive neodym-magnets

>>21153 It all depends on the hobby. Maybe a couple hundred euros a month.

>>21146 Also my dad would make fun of me forever if I started dancing for a hobby. tho I think it's something I'd naturally be quite good at t. musician and naturally quite agile

>>21152 It's underrated how autistic fitness guys are, especially when you get into cardio stuff

>>21141 Yeah, great fucking idea man, just turn up, ALONE, as a bernd, to a dance group. I'm sure that will go down a hoot with the women there. Honestly, some of you really do lack common sense.

Drawing or 3d modelling or game dev. >>21148 What are you fishing for?

>>21158 That would be completely fine. You're not turning up to an orgy.

>>21156 > Also my dad would make fun of me forever if I started dancing for a hobby. This attitude is why white people don't dance. > t. musician and naturally quite agile Actually yeah you should try it. Musicality gets you pretty far because you can anticipate the turns in the songs and match your moves. >>21158 It depends on the dance. Many swing dances for example have regular partner switches and generally more followers (girls) than leaders. Mostly because they are easier to follow than to lead.

>>21160 Women there, on seeing a bernd arrive there on his own, WOULD assume that you think a dance is a prelude to an orgy. They would think you're a sex pest wanting to use the cover of a dance to grope them.

>>21163 Do you actually dance or do you just assoom? Because it sounds like you either have no idea what you're talking about, or you're extrapolating from one of the more horny dances out there.

>>21162 >generally more followers (girls) than leaders. Yes, and? If a man brings a female with him, that signals he's safe (and perhaps can even be seduced). Females are more than happy to go to a dance in a group of other females and hardly ever dance. They would be disguisted dancing with bernd. In fact, you may even be subtly asked to leave by one of the older men ("Oh, where us your gf, maybe she'd like to come? You don't have a gf? You think this is a place to find gf? What establishment do you think we operate here, bernd?")

>>21164 We have folk and pair dances all the time in Scotland, ceilidhs. It's inevitable for all Scottish bernds to go through this.

I 'member somehow getting paired up with the class Stacy at a high school dance here. She made me put my hands on her hips. Major heatenings were had.

>>21163 The joke is that bernd is an absurdly disgusting slob but irl I don't think we're like that. Prob just a bit nerdy looking but nothing that's gonna cause anyone to vomit on contact.

>>21165 >>21166 Ok let me rephrase: When did you last dance? Ten years ago in a mandatory kind of thing? Usually the culture in those sucks because nobody knows/remembers to be nice. When you have adults dancing for fun, it's way better because everybody wants to be here and has been accultured to the local norms. No mean girl or sex pest mentality. >>21169 Yeah. Just shower, shave, brush your teeth, use a deodorant. Be generally clean and it'll be fine.

>>21168 You should have then taken her hands and lead your hands to her ass. t. knower

>>21169 I didn't suggest that, moron. The thing that seperates us from other men is shyness and inexperience of females, and in their retarded female brain, they translate that signal as "He wants to rape me". As a result, all interactions are coloured by this, and in a dance -- which is an intimate activity -- that signal is amplified. You WILL be hounded away if you try this, not physically (the people who tend to run these things are old women and literal faggots) but nudged enough with stupid questions and passive aggressive shunning. You would certainly never, for example, be invited to drinks after the dance.

>>21159 >What are you fishing for? it's pure randomness. anything made of metal. like scrap, old coins, ammunition sometimes, bikes, shopping carts, ... whatever people throw into the water I recommend a city tho too fish.

>>21173 god you have brainworms

>>21137 Gardening.

Try cheese making, 90% of the wörk is just procrastinating while the cultures do their jerb.

>>21171 >When you have adults dancing for fun, it's way better because everybody wants to be here They want to be there with people like them -- not bernd. You tell us now, are you going to these things with other people? Are you kein? Or are you even a fucking femoid or worse, a faggot? Faggots I've found use these dances as both a way to touch up straight men while gossiping with femoids. That's another thing you have to eatch out for at these dances, Poland -- sexual abberants (which curiously does not include male virgins). Expect to see a tranny or two at these things.

>>21169 What do you mean, isn't every Bernd the WoW guy from South Park?

>>21179 According to those that look as such, KC should only be staffed by such. The rest doesn't care.

>>21177 hmm, maybe this. I already make joghurt. But it's not much of a hobby, you just put the starter in the milk and come back in ans 10 hours or so.

>>21155 MTG then

>>21175 Ignore the Scot, he is Kohl tier retarded and has shown it in plenty of threads

>>21178 I'm a Bernd but after the rona years I figured I'd become more outgoing because I've stewed in my own juices for long enough and I simply got bored of it. Since I'm a schizoid/autistic rather than social anxiety type Bernd, my problems here are at least not heatenings related. Anyway I'll stop replying to you, if anybody else has questions I'll happily answer.

>>21181 Gotta read into different cultures or outcomes at diverse temperatures or moisture. Maybe you got some abandoned bunker nearby, that you could use to clandestinely age some special cheese? You can do as little or much with everything.

>>21184 Sames I'm just a strange guy but talking to women never made me nervous

>>21182 >Eyeblight's Ending I'm hyped for Lorwyn.

Oh another good option is hiking. Not specifically my thing but a good friend of mine reports that the people you do hike with (if you're not solitary), while a bit normie, are nice and well adjusted. Good change of environment in multiple ways.

>>21184 >I have schozoid You certainly do not. Schizoids hate social events. They certainly don't go to dances, and they certainly don't have friends, as you admitted here >>21189 This begs the question, why are you lying? A few options: 1. You're self diagnosing. That's pathetic 2. You're a kein who is going to dances with a femoid. I don't care at all, true bernds like myself are unfortunately rare nowadays. I wouldn't have objected to your dance suggestion to begin with if you had just said "...but you need a partner". I would have rolled my eyes at your stupidity, but nothing more. 3. You're a femoid. Femoids are incapable of parsing their own instincts. When they feel disguist towards bernds in these situations, they don't know why, they can't consciously examine these feelings. As such they're often ignorant until pointed out. As such a femoid would of course suggest bernd goes dancing -- so cute xD -- without realising until the very moment she had to dance with bernd how dusgusting that idea is. Because you were so completely oblivious to this perspective, there is a strong chance that you are. Now, 3 is a problem. Original kc ended because of people like kit and other attention whores. Please bear in mind, if you are a disgusting bitch, that this isn't 2014 anymore, OK? You have your Instagram, your X, your TikTok -- you can farm attention there! Posting here in this manner will place a target on your back and you WILL be reminded that you're a pathetic girl failure who can only get simping for anonymous imageboards.

>>21195 ok made me reply good job > I wouldn't have objected to your dance suggestion to begin with if you had just said "...but you need a partner" You're objectively wrong, you really don't (if it's the right dance for that, the hosts usually write "no partner required" if it's the case). Won't reply to the rest because fuck that.

>>21196 Don't most dance classes suffer from too many women and not enough men? I wouldn't know, I never joined one, but so I've heard.

>>21198 Correct. At least in the dances I've tried. Though I've found it evens out at the higher levels. May be a local effect.

>>21198 And what does that tell you? Use your brain! If there's a glut of femoids, but no men, shouldn't that be telling you immediately that single men are not wanted? I already addressed this situation above anyway. Femoids will gather in groups and happily share a man between dances. The kein man gets to peacock (and show off his virility by dancing every dance), his femoid partner gets to brag about owning him, and the single femoids get a chance to dance with the stud (and perhaps even seduce him?). In this situation, bernd is not wanted, he is an imposition, and his presence reminds the single femoids of their status.

>>21198 >Don't most dance classes suffer from too many women and not enough men? For teenagers. It's the other way round for adults.

>>21202 I could imagine them not wanting anyone calling them femoids, to be fair. But seriously, if they normally pair men and women for dances and they have 70% women and 30% men, why would they not welcome single men? >>21203 My knowledge is about courses for people in their 20s to 40s.

>>21196 >the hosts usually write "no partner required" You certainly aren't schizoid, but you are a fucking autist (or, again, a femoid being disingenious). By explicitly stating "singles are OK", they are in fact implying that it isn't. They understand that some men might want to attend. They can't explicitly say "No". So they draw attention to that by stating "no partner required". It's not "required"...in the same it's not "required" for you to have two legs to dance. Most men get the passive aggressive message. Some do not. Those men are then used as the example of disgusting retards who go to dances by themselves.

>>21206 >By explicitly stating "singles are OK", they are in fact implying that it isn't. Makes perfect sense. My local church writes on their website that mass starts at 9:00, so they are in fact implying that it starts at 10:30, right?

>>21182 If Bernd is afraid of women, MtG is a great hobby. If OP is a German-speaking VPNfag, he could join the thread on >>>/ss/ although it's pretty dead.

>>21205 >if they normally pair men and women for dances and they have 70% women and 30% men, why would they not welcome single men? I've just fucking told you, you fucking retard. I said it right there in the post you replied too -- they are happy sharing a man. One femoid goes up to dance with him for one dance, then swaps out with another for next dance. When not dancing, they gossip with each other Fuck sake man...listen, clearly you've never been to a dance, never seen these brutal evo psych social interactions take place, never had to be there as a bernd. Take it from me, don't go. The Bavarian is a kein who goes with a partner or a femoid, ignore them.

>>21210 >they are happy sharing a man. One femoid goes up to dance with him for one dance, then swaps out with another for next dance No, they just pair women with each other. t. knower

>>21207 If a Mass states it takes place at 09:00 and starts at 10:00, it's wrong. If a Mass states "no head coverings required" it is stating that not wearing one will get you shunned. Do you see the difference?

>>21205 >about courses for people in their 20s to 40s Overrun by thirsty men. Unless you are already good at dancing, they don't want you.

>>21212 An acquaintance of mine took a driver's test. The instructor told him "turn right" and he thought "if he says turn right, it's probably a trap and it's a one-way street or residents-only street", so he went straight. Needless to say he failed. You remind me of him.

>>21213 Depends on the dance is all I can say. Is your experience here with something like Tango, Zouk, or Bachata? Those are ones where I heard of such settis (haven't tried however).

warhammer is kinda interesting. you build and paint miniatures, read the interesting lore, play the game. It has lots of layers to the hobby.

>>21215 Heard that about quickstep, tango and salsa.

>>21214 No, he's right. Either you haven't been outside, ever, it you are a cumdumpster

>>21216 It's also never been as easy to get into it with all the YouTube tutorials on painting and whatnot, and there are several other systems/settings other than Warhammer if that isn't your thing. >>21214 His point isn't that wrong though. If you really are a "truebernd" and like the WoW guy you mentioned, I'd spare myself the humiliation.

>>21211 Folk and pair dances are gendered -- they have to be if partner swapping is required, because otherwise the steps become difficult to track. If boys are on inside / left, girls on outside / right, then you know exactly what is happening. The only time a "gender neutral" dance happens is because you have disgusting old faggots running it who are desperate to touch up young straight men. The single femoids hate dancing with each other but do so because it's "progressive". Meanwhile, some 60 year old sodomite has the time of his live by forcing a 20-ish year old man to put a hand on his AIDS infested ass. And you want to put bernd through that?

>>21219 On Reddit, they mark sarcasm with /s. I always found it cringe and stupid, but maybe I should start doing that. To be clear, I didn't think that every Bernd looks like the South Park WoW guy. In fact, I fully agree with the polish guy that most of us look pretty normal in everyday life. >>21220 And that's why they are "lead" and "follow" rather than "men" and "women", so that half of the women don't have to sit on the bench during the dances. Or so I've heard.

>>21137 >What are some good options? Join the military and defend democracy against Russia!

>>21217 Hmm, plausible but I have no experience there. Another thing I've heard is that women can usually sniff out the coomers ("came here to grind") pretty quickly so just don't be one of those. Should come naturally to a shy Bernd, his problem would rather be the opposite. >>21221 Gay guys are often pretty amazing followers. I wouldn't knock it.

>>21221 >lead and follow You're a fucking retard. When you're dancing around at high speed, you don't think "Oh that's Lain (they/them), they are designated as a lead", that leads to disaster, you think "boy = lead, girl = follow", and then everything works. These genderless dances are disasters which are there, as a said, as a treat for sodomites to molest straight men.

>>21223 Are you a homo or something? Bumdrillers are und Natural degenerates and perverts. If they don't make you angry, it means you are one.

>>21223 >Gay guys are often pretty amazing followers. I wouldn't knock it. Let me revise >>21195 : 4. Faggot. There we go, it all drops into play now. Femoids immediately can tell if a man is a sodomite, and when they do, they no longer fear him, and are willing to dance with "him". He can therefore can go freely go these things alone and not be chased away. In fact, one day, this homo may actually lead the dance! And then he can force all the boys to touch him...

>>21225 The dances I'm thinking of are folky with all the leads in a row and all the follows in a row. Or in circles of whatever. You don't need to think about gender. You just step to the right or left and dance with whoever ends up in front of you because the dance is designed to pair lead and follow. And if it's 70% women, then occasionally, two women will end up in front of each other. Many such cases.

>>21202 xD it just means that women tend to like to dance and men don't I was talking to a female friend about this once. She went to some exercise style dancing group and the whole room was solely women and she was wondering why that was so.

>>21229 Bumdrillers are so disgusting. I wish we could put them in camps again. They have no right to even exist.

How many gay men and trannies go to Scottish highland dance nights, this all sounds rather strange

>>21235 Btw, thev was I feel about the sick, unnatural homos is roughly how women feel about the lower 80% of men. They hate them and want to exterminate them, like they want to exterminate cockroaches

>>21235 Olds having sex is also disgusting but you don't lock them up for it

>>21236 Probably our Bernd is the only rapey gayfag in Scotland who goes to dance events to grope young men.

>>21226 I prefer women but the attention from men is occasionally quite validating. But what can I say, I'm definitely a degen, you got me on that one. >>21237 You know how feminism has a concept of internalized misogyny? Internalized misandry is also a thing and you seem to suffer from it.

>>21235 Agreed 100% brother. You can see from our Bavarian homo how sly and duplicitous they are. They're pedoa too, they create new homos by molesting young boys. >>21236 Unfortunately too many since our government went uber lib. >>21175 Well at least I don't have ASSWORMS like you lol

Walking. No need for a large investment or recurring costs, you'll just need something to keep you warm and dry. If you prefer going alone, you can do it. If you have a dog, it can go with you. If you want to go in groups or crowds, you can also do that and join a club. And you won't immediately fuck up your knees or ankles, as people usually do when they take running as a hobby after a period of inactivity.

>>21243 >as people usually do when they take running as a hobby after a period of inactivity. Stop being fat and heelstriking, easy as.

>>21238 >>21240 Looks like we're getting into an ernstchan situation here. Unironic use of "internalised misogyny"; tu quouque fallacies to defend sodomy; outright stating that they're degenerate. Almost 100% chance these people, if old enough, were on tinychat clique shit, or involved with kohlzine.

>>21236 He's a lowlander not a Highlander.

>>21235 Who decides who does or does not have the right to exist? >>21237 They are right, the world would be better without 80% of men.

Play sports.

My hobbies are: - woodworking - mountainbiking Neither of them comes with the necessity of talking to other people. However, especially mountainbiking has the potential of meeting fellow mountainbikers.

>>21158 >just turn up, ALONE, as a bernd, to a dance group not a problem actually these dance classes usually have a shortage of Men, so they cherish every single male who appears at their door

>>21267 No real mountains in Latvia unfortunately

My hobbies: singleplayer video games, music listening, weed smoking, working on motorcycles and riding motorcycles. I have below average friend numbers and rarely meet women.

Riding trains in Japan

Learn to draw and painting. You'll basically pass hours sitting alone and drawing/painting. Pretty comfy.

>>21188 >Hyped for Lowryn Yes, yes, yes, absolutely