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de Bernd 2025-11-08 14:53:20 No. 20795

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There’s someone in real life who I suspect of being a Bernd. How do I find out, whether he posts on KC without revealing my own power level?
>>20795 Subtly slip some KC phrases into everyday conversation and watch his reaction. :3
Depending on if they say “countryball is for kids” then you will know there power level.
>>20795 >>20798 Some Zangendeutsch could be a good starter.
>>20798 I made some of my friends start saying “Bernd” and “nein du”
>>20800 People will suspect you to be from r/ich_iel They use Zangendeutsch too.
>>20804 >r/ich_iel Is that some reddit thing?
>>20806 And how do you know that? Do you frequent Reddit?
>>20807 I did in the past.
>>20800 I know he uses pr0gramm. Do people there know it as well?
>>20815 >pr0gramm Never visited that site either.
>>20795 Is their name Ikor? Ihor, Igor, Ijor (Iceland)...
Honestly don't, but dropping an "ach Bernd" is subtle and precise enough and doesn't really have a lot of fallout if it misses.
>>20802 >I made some of my friends start saying “Bernd” I've been using KC since 2010 and I still don't know how to pronounce "Bernd".
>>21335 [bɛɐ̯nt] Fun fact:
>>21335 Be as in "bell" and -ernd like "and".
>>21335 It's bend with an r in it.
Or just Bernát for simplicity's sake.
Ask him if he likes femboy.
What's the jerb environment like? Spede t-shirt allowed? Or that robot putting up "No fun allowed" sign? My preferred approach would be arriving to the office and rolling tractor rear tyre with "KC" and Spurdo Spärde engraved onto it. Have you considered that some people prefer their private life being kept separate from their work?

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>>21485 >Burned Thats how I've been saying it in my internal dialogue all these years but I know it's wrong, some Bernd once posted a Voccaroo of themselves pronouncing it correctly but it was over 10 years ago and I can't remember it clearly.
>>21493 Or Bay-nd
>>21487 According to the patch, Denmark has taken over the US. I guess the Greenland invasion didn't work out so well.

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>>21375 >Be as in "bell"
Just say Meddl, Loide! And if he responds positively, shit in his face.
>>21625 I did that once when playing hero wars. There was a guild called Drachenbande and I wrote them "Meddl Loide :DDD" cause I thought they were about the Drachenlord. They werent. That was painful.