/int/ - International

You really came... This board is not as active as Kohl, that's all I can say.

>>20747 Activity != Quality. - undated saying of the late Ernst-sama

>>20747 We can make it work i guess. If we gas the pedos we can maybe attract some more bernds.

>>20747 At this point I'd rather go to 4kanker than Kohl if all I want is activity. And the slow but cosy new KC for the Bernds.

>>20749 Pedophilia is strictly forbidden here

>>20757 Thank dog. Whats with my Apus? Are finish meme pictures of mentally challenged Amphibians allowed?

>>20759 Yes

>>20749 Pedos are already getting gassed

>>20759 Unfortunately...

>>20762 Most excellent.

>>20763 Your Genshin pics are worse dog

>>20765 Incorrect.

>>20766 No bully pls.

I only post on KC, Bernd. I was born hating kohlchan!

>>20748 By that logic ernstchan is creating infinite quality now. :3

>>20748 >Activity != Quality. Is that why no one post on .rip

>>20797 The engine is too slow and buggy, I also don’t need a board that is full of gay posts

>>20801 fair, continue on posting on here instead.

I come to Kohl on and off, but I'm trying to slowly but surely make Kraut my new home. If only we can get Luxemkot and the few quality Bernds on Kohl to permanently migrate here, we can relaunch KC properly. Kraut didn't die. It just lost its home.

>>20797 While I do like Esther for wearing pantyhose, I do not like the GDR mascot at all. Couldn't even ironically.

>>20832 You could try to become a mod there and rangeban them.

>>20832 Just ask Luxemkot. Pretty sure hes okay with moving here.

Tbh spotted hyenas are cute and adorable.

>>20846 Shenzibernd?

>>20847 Yes. I am rangebanned on Kohl until dec 3 cause of the gypsy vatnik. R8.

>>20849 Acktually it probably is even longer now since this dude never stops but I didnt bother to check yet. Having same isp as him is equal to permaban.

>>20846 idk, not particularly

>>20851 What about this cuddly catdog?

>>20849 fuck the kohlchan. Fuck their vatnik shithead mods.

>>20852 more like pigbat tho don't get me wrong, i'm sure he's a nice hyena and all, i just don't hyenas especially kuyuuto

I'm ASN banned on Kohl for frogposting. I didn't even frogpost.

>>20854 Their rangebans are merciless. >>20857 Alright so be it. They can be docile as fuck tho.

>>20858 i only frogpost, thats my entire Shtick, and i never got banned.

I'm dying of loneliness, i need a woman.

>>20867 Are you trying to get GF?

>>20863 here are some frogs for your collection.

>>20868 I'll start to go out more often and talk to women, i just need to figure out how.

>>20872 Most people get GF through their circle of friends. if you dont have a circle of friends, maybe you have some kind of club for a hobby you like where you can meet women? That works in germany atleast...

>>20876 I don't have a circle of friends since 2017, i'm fucked.

>>20881 Nobody here has I guess.

>so whats cooking my bernds?? my spaghetti >>20881 >>20888 >tfw last friend who calls me sometimes gave up on me because i'm just too much of a social recluse to go out final destination: die in your apt.

>>20891 We can be friends. Oh wait, are you the miniature sperg or the guy who always insults me? That would make a big difference in whether I want to be friends with you. inb4 both the same Swissball

>>20901 >being friends with a Bernd yeah no, i've got enough mental illness as is

>>20904 Bernd is the perfect friend for Bernd. You can have as much you want and give as much you want. >>20891 >final destination: die in your apt. Up to you.

Stop the balcanization of imageboards. We need every Bernd. Helmut helped us in a dire time and we have to be thankful and inclusive.

>>20901 I called you retard once or twice because you can be annoying sometimes but I think you're a quality poster otherwise, let it go my sensitive fren.

>>20904 >>20923 Wait, now I am confused as to just how many Swissballs there are. Anyway, I appreciate you saying that, >>20923. Pretty sure I called you a retard as well, just by the statistics of people acting retarded at times and me calling people retarded when they do. :3

>>20914 No

>>20926 Being called a retard doesnt hurt. Being called a schizo is what hurts.

>>20930 Two things need to be fulfilled before I call someone a schizo: I need to think that someone has serious mental issues (most likely schizophrenia, but some other issues might bleed into that umbrella term) and that person's behavior must annoy me. If someone merely seems mentally ill OR annoying I will not do that. Calling someone an autist is different for me, I sometimes do it lovingly or with a neutral tone, but people need to present themselves as autists for me to call them a sperg or something. I don't do it as a general insult. I could call you the hyena autist but in a friendly way.

>>20914 Helmut nurtured a culture of cynical hateful pedoism from Bernds that were in dire need of a new home.

>>20934 >I could call you the hyena autist but in a friendly way. I wouldnt be mad :3 But obsession isnt autism, is it?

>>20938 Its just a bit weird that its hyenas specifically. I can understand doggos or wolves because Wolves are fucking cute :3 rawr

>>20937 Didn't he create KohlNumbra though? My main issue with him is tolerating pedophilia, but I think he did a lot of good things as well. He built the Autobahn.

>>20944 he gave Bernd a place in time of need but because of his pedo tolerance alot of pedo asshats joined the board that were never bernd in the first place. i think most bernds jumped the boat at that time. like 2/3 of the people on kohl dont know Krautchan from way back and came for the pedo tolerance.

>>20939 Wolfs arent docile. Hyenas are. Hyenas like humans. The city of harar in ethiopia feeds the hyenas every night since centuries with butcher wastes. No attacks on lifestock or people since then. Wolfs cant do that.

>>20949 But wolves became doggos, humans bestest frens.

I tried coming here before but it kept asking a stupid code from IRC so I gave up. Since it's werking now I will fully quit kohlchan. They will not have my great postenings anymore.

>>20953 Welcome to Krautchan my hairy brother from another mother

Henlo frens.

>>20947 True.

>>20950 Problem is dogs are killing humans like crazy every year.

>>20957 Yeah...Doggos mistreated by Humans. No doggo is born evil.

>>20953 With you we are three monkeys here. I wish the cyber security southern bernd came too.

>>20754 > I'd rather go to 4kanker than Kohl Kohl was so dead Friday night that I checked out 4kan for the first time in a year. It was the exact same threads with the exact same titles. At least kohl cycles through topics.

To that end, I know what content isn't wanted on this board (pedo,/pol, porn), but I'm not certain what content krautsers do want to see. I'm also not sure if this site can handle video heavy threads.

>>20993 Serious discussion and pure love.

>>20993 I also don't want porn and pol here, pedo is okay if is only one thread and they don't spam see pee.

>>21025 Fuck you made it! Welcome Luxembernd!

>>20993 porn is fine and usually seems limited to a random post or two rather than massive gooner threads pol is okay if it's high IQ. threads about niggers and jews are boring pedo shit I hate and that alone kept me mostly away from kohl for the past 2-3 years

>>20759 What would kc be without finnish meme pictures of mentally challenged things?

>>21126 Merely a shadow of itself.

>>21012 pedo is not ok pedos need to stay on kohlchan

>>20888 I have a group of friends from school, but I don't get to know anybody new through them. >>20872 Tbh I couldn't have a normie gf. I'm too far gone from lurking too much on the interwebs. I would always have this weird feel of estrangement, since I can't show my true self, because I need to hide this part from her. I don't know how other Bernds can handle this.

>>21136 I suppose it depends how you define normie, but people are generally less judgemental than you'd think. I've known a few normie girls who easily tolerate my weirdness.

>>21029 >pol is okay if it's high IQ The problem with pol is that it never is for long. Political discussions always attract the loud low IQ retards so I would prefer if you didn't attract them. Porn also has a similar effect. Posting it a little attracts the gooners and then they will start spamming porn all over and making a billion retarded gooner threads. Many boards have had to ban porn completely just because of them.

>>21142 There's always the option to just moderate properly and ban the guys who are melting down in every thread about the joos

Guys, I've got an AMAZING idea. How about we make this place be about something, instead of existing in opposition to something? For example, the average k*hlbernd will be like "Wow, you want to do things this way? You must be from Reddit!!!!". Therefore, if R*ddit is an overmoderated shithole, then the k*hl must be the exact opposite and allow anything and everything. I say the Kraut should be for autistic interests, serious discussion, country autism, history, philosophy, etc. Secondly, everything else within reason. Who gives a shit what they do on the k*hl or the R*ddit and so on. >>21142 I don't think you can eliminate politics entirely, it's part of the appeal. But Bernd should be careful discussing politics. Derailing a thread into politics should be a bannable offense. In general, effort posting and serious discussion should be tolerated. Low effort baiting and name calling should not.

>>21289 >I say the Kraut should be for autistic interests, serious discussion, country autism, history, philosophy, etc. Secondly, everything else within reason. Who gives a shit what they do on the k*hl or the R*ddit and so on. This could be possible, if certain unwanted elements aren't invited to this site.

>>21289 > How about we make this place be about something, instead of existing in opposition to something And maybe to add to that, not get stuck in a nostalgia bubble. A good culture creates new things instead of dwelling on the old.

>>21302 >not get stuck in a nostalgia bubble That's the definition of this board though. The admin acts like this really is KC, he even calls himself Der General, uses the exact same things from old KC. It's ridiculous, at least Kohl tried to be its own board.

>>21303 But the software of this KC is completely different from the old KC. It's actually the same as Kohlchan.

>>21305 I bet there's some technical reason for that, if he could have (or you, if you're the Swiss admin), he would have used the old engine. He's a necrophiliac.

>>21306 >Swiss admin Not an admin. I just miss the old KC and actually made a request for a feature that the old KC had: >>>/kc/971 Also, the actual admin links the Kohl repos: https://krautchan.org/.static/pages/links.html >he would have used the old engine. He's a necrophiliac. Possibly. If I were the admin and I had the old code, I would have used it. I haven't gotten used to the new Oekaki applet, for example.

>>21308 The old one used Java if I recall correctly. Some things are best left in the past.

>>21289 This is true. Every site with a moderate userbase gets people splitting off and making their own with nothing new from the original but some vague idea of being better than the other guys. How to avoid that is a trickier question because it's essentially asking how to be successfully creative

not the same without russians.

>>20746 >So whats cooking my bernds?? Fish soup with potato, onion, carrot and celery.

>>21289 I support it.

>>21332 I think if you keep the pedos out and the shitposters that follow them, you'll eventually have a small creative base that will remain. They've completely decimated the spiritual image of old krautchan and frankly this site should not exist as it will eventually inherit a similar spiritual rot from its predecessors due to the users bringing along with it that baggage.

>>21311 >java worse, it was perl. Using that fuckold thing would be a constant security hazard for every user.

>>21532 Perl also sounds like the sound when one pukes.

>>21540 Do you have an obsession with vomit? Björk, perl, everything sounds like puking for you

>>21568 >2 things <BrrrZZZzzzZzzzZZzzZzzzt >Thats everything! Yeah like cavemen counted: >1, 2, many Great mathematics at display, cheers mate.

>>21532 No, the applet. Desuchan was Perl, yes.

>>21302 >A good culture creates new things instead of dwelling on the old. Sure, but how is it achieved? Our current culture is extremely stale. Look at all the popular franchises getting part after part instead of developing a new one. Be it movies, shows, games or books. There are no new memes like in late 2000s/early 2010s. The prevalent nostalgia here is just the consequence of our current culture as a whole. Also there are no young people here with new ideas. There is probably nobody under 20 lurking here. I agree, that we shouldn't stagnate, but I wonder how we can create a fresh culture. I'm not creative enough sadly.

>>21649 be the change you want to see in the world

One thing I've noticed about good boards is that they have that spede/spurdo balance between autistic serious discussions and shitposting. A lot of forums get overly serious and pseudo-intellectual which is annoying and boring. But sometimes on the other side of things like ylilauta or wherever those guys are lately, it's just nonsense 24/7 which also gets boring. But the ways in which the two sides interact when you have them on the same site is always fun.

>>20845 I don't think he's really a quality poster as he just posts frogs and personal blogs about his daily life

>>21659 >two sides interact Not just two sides. Simply different influences with different backgrounds are needed to spark creativity. >>21649 > late 2000s/early 2010s. The prevalent nostalgia here is just the consequence of our current culture as a whole. Also there are no young people here with new ideas. There is probably nobody under 20 lurking here. I don't think it would make much of a difference to have younger people here. It seems there are no youth cultures anymore like there used to be. Or if there still are, those are so niche they are barely recognizable. If I think back to my schooldays in the 90s/2000s you had lots of kids with various different interests everywhere and openly. What is there now? And I think the internet is the reason for it that everywhere is the same. Just the other day it was mentioned that in the 90s only about 1% of the world's population had regular access to the internet. Now it is over 60%. The biggest difference between people these days often seems to be which political side they fall on. Each side with a ton of baggage to it. And little to no healthy exchange between them.

>>21661 I dont know, hes pretty funny, in a somewhat slightly mentally challenged kind of way.

>>21699 yeah perhaps maybe I'm just tired of low functioning autistic losers.