/int/ - International

I had sames once and it was a drunk festival. Pretty fun.

Do you have some colleagues you are close with and who you like? If not, I wouldn’t go.

Stay home and lurk

>>17908 Crabs in bucket together strong.

Don't guy, it's a trap laid by keins to destroy Bernd Don't do it no matter what they say

i went once or twice and it wasnt that great. ofc that's the point i went and formed an opinion instead of being some loser only existing in his head

>>17898 Go. It's a free experience and even if you don't click with the people you can relax and warm your noodle in the sauna.

I hate it when Bernds make a thread like this, even ask a question, but then don’t reply to any of the posts

>>18110 Sorry. I ended up signing up for the party. Let's see what happens. Maybe I'll report back in December with an epic win or epic fail story. Thank you everyone for your support.

I was surprised to see this thread already on page 10, then I wondered, whether the catalog on this IB is smaller than on others, but I counted and it has around 100 threads alright, but for some reason this catalog just feels smaller. I mean there's little traffic and still threads die relatively fast.

>spa Do not do it bernd. Women think I'm gay because I hold them in amused contempt, so they treat me as some sodomite who can they bitch about men with. I love gossip myself, so they trust to share their nasty, evil little thoughts with. Last year, our company did a spa retreat too. I wasn't there, but our gigabernd autist went. My fag hags told me that they worked togheter to tease him to get into the jacuzzi with with three of them. They then laughed a lot about weight, looks, smell etc. To top it off, they then invited the office faggot into the jacuzzi and left gigabernd with him. You WILL be laughed at, you WILL be mocked.

>>20750 Meh. Here's a cure for such disorders. A tin of sprats. "Meat" goes into hard to reach parts of office furniture. Leftover oil is spread onto office carpets or if accessible, under car seats. Half-empty or completely empty tube of vaginal yeast or genital herpes treatment medication dropped near desks. Needs to be visible before lunch break. For "happily" married ones, random flowers delivered during office hours, with a note from "Your Latino Stud" or some other alias that makes clear it was not their spouse. Delivered several times to rule out any confusion.

The most important thing - don't get drunk. You'll get yerself cancelled. Second most important thing - don't go into fuggenings with anyone from the office. Don't shit where you eat.